How to prepare for a puppy....?

Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.

Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by a blender.

Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain in the dark saying, "Be a good puppy, go potty now, hurry up - come on, let's go!"

Cover all your best clothes with dog hair. Dark clothes must use white hair; light clothes must use dark.

Float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning.

Also put some hair in everything that you cook!!! And in the pots and pans in your cupboards!!

Run out in the snow/rain in your bare feet to close the gate.

Tip over a basket of clean laundry, scatter clothing all over the floor.

Leave your underwear on the living room floor because that's where the puppy will drag it anyway.....especially when company is coming.

How to prepare for a puppy....?

LMAO!!! so true!

don't forget...rearrange the living room furniture before you leave the house, put all foam from the cushions in a shredder and blow it throughout the house. if you have little kids knock them down a few times a day to get them used to it and have them put there toys underneath a truck and run over it a few times...lololol

How to prepare for a puppy....?

You shouldn't do that........... I am going to answer it anyway.

http://www.phsspca.org/training/puppy_ra...

There's a link to how to prepare for your puppy.

How to prepare for a puppy....?

get dogfood and a doghouse and water bowl